I got lemonade but didn't say hi to a pretty girl

If I had a dollar for every pretty girl that I saw but never spoke to, I would be a millionaire. If I had a million dollars for every pretty girl that I saw and did talk to, I would still be poor. 

The point is-- I was bullied a lot as a kid and it's their fault that I don't have self confidence, not mine. Also, it doesn't help that I'm really, incredibly, borderline impressively hideous. I can only assume that when y'all look at me, you see the same thing that I see when I look in the mirror and holy hell, I is ugly. 

Actually, the real point of this is that I saw this super gorgeous girl today at Save Mart and I didn't say anything and now I am publicly shaming myself. But I did get lemonade. And it was delicious.