One of Ryan's videos was once featured on White Castle's official website
Ryan was in Hoodie Allen's "Fame is For Assholes" music video featuring Chiddy Bang...for like 3/4 of a second...STILL COUNTS!
Ryan wore his sister's booty shorts multiple times for dress up days in high school...and he looked GOOD!
In junior high, Ryan once broke up with one girlfriend in the morning and had a new girlfriend that night. It was his peak.....also the two relationships combined lasted less than a week. HASHTAG Swag!
The last time Ryan had a date dinosaurs still roamed the earth...forreal.
Ryan ran with bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
When Ryan grows his beard out super long it turns super ginger and he loses his soul.
Ryan has 7 horcrux scattered throughout the world
Ryan once spent 5 weeks in Botswana, Africa. Best 5 weeks of his life.
Ryan backpacked around Europe for 8 weeks after graduating nerd school aka college.
Ryan spends most nights alone. He says it's because he likes alone time, but really it's because everybody hates him. He really sucks as a person sometimes...and by sometimes I mean always. He always sucks as a person.
April 9th, 2010 Ryan met his future wife's mother and introduced himself as "her future son-in-law." It was Taylor Swift's mother. True story.
Ryan holds the world record for "Most Times Being Friend Zoned." The guy in second place has been friend zoned less than half of the times that Ryan has been.
Somebody once told Ryan that he should be a model....she then laughed her ass off for 10 minutes straight and threw a piece of pie in his face while yelling, "Yeah right, fatty!"
Ryan always swipes right, but the ladies always swipe hard to the left....that's a tinder joke.
Ryan is addicted to hummus...he refuses to go to rehab as he sits in a dark corner, hands filled with hummus, and shouting "My precious!"
Ryan lives his life with no regrets....except for the 100's of regrets that he has. Besides all those he is totally regret-free.
The song "Bubble butt" is based off of Ryan's bubble butt.
Ryan has seen every episode of How I Met Your Mother at least 5 times. He plans on adding to that total for the rest of his life. (UPDATE: That number has now reached 6.) (UPDATE TO THAT UPDATE: That number has now reached 112.)
Ryan writes all of Drake's songs.... (UPDATE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE THE GHOSTWRITING RUMORS EVEN CAME OUT!!!)
Eminem learned how to rap from Ryan...you're welcome world.
Ryan is actually a vampire and a werewolf. So get at him ladies!